Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Pearce a shocker, Capello a disgrace

IF there was one bit of good news to come out of England U21s' 4-0 drubbing at the hands of Germany in last night's final, it was that Stuart Pearce has surely shot his chances of being the next England boss. The man failed at Man City and is not technically gifted enough to be manager of the national side. He is Kevin Keegan lite - a fist on the chest, all-passion, all brawn operator. His failure last night was to be able to change tactics when things went wrong and to mess with his best player. Yes, his treatment of Theo Walcott, who went out on a limb with his club boss Arsene Wenger, to make the trip to Sweden was terrible. Dropping him, questioning whether he would even play him in the final in a Press conference and then not having the brains to work out a formula to get the ball to him in the match.

Pearce needs to learn a little finesse and civility if he is to progress - both in terms of his team and himself.

As for the man who is leading England seniors to South Africa and World Cup 2010, well, Fabio Capello's management has been excellent - certainly something old 'Psycho' could learn from. But his absence from the U21 final last night was an absolute disgrace. He blamed it on missing a flight from the Confederations Cup final - but what was he doing there, anyway? He should have been in Sweden encouraging Pearce and showing he is committed to the English cause from the semis onwards. His absence merely confirms the suspicion that he will be on his way after next summer - otherwise he would surely want to check out the form and the ability to cope with competitive tournament football of the young men who could infiltrate his squad in a year or two?

And if he goes - please don't promote Pearce and take us back to the nightmare years of Steve McClaren. Roy Hodgson or Harry Redknapp are the best (English) men for the job - with Glenn Hoddle (yes, I know he failed in 98, but he is older and wiser now and one of the best tactical brains out there) a younger alternative.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Sad he is dead...

...Steven 'Seething' Wells was one of my contemporaries and rivals when I worked for MM in the 80s in the north - and he was doing the same for NME. I liked the man and his writing, you will be missed Swellsy...

....as for Michael Jackson - am I alone in thinking the hype and outpouring of grief a la Princess Di may come back to haunt some of those who are weeping the most?

Sure, Wacko Jacko was a pop genius (but let's not forget the part Quincey Jones played in the whole extravaganza) and the likes of Billie Jean are true pop classics - but isn't there an element of Robert Maxwell in the mix? Remember, when Capn' Bob died and the Daily Mirror eulogised him for a week - but quickly changed their tune when they found out he had diddled them out of their pensions?

I would harbour a guess that opinion may not be so sympathetic of Jacko if stories leak out (which I am told they will) about his treatment of family and friends. Then there may be some questions asked about why 16-page glorifications of his life were rushed out. Or maybe I'm just an old cynic and have got it all wrong...time will tell...

Springsteen saves Glastonbury

The best Glastonbury ever? I think maybe Michael Eavis should hand over the reins to his daughter now rather than in a few years if he truly believes that. No way was it the best ever - in fact, it was probably one of the worst. Turgid acts galore and no spark of invention with mediocrity ruling the day.

Thank God then for the Boss. Yes, Brucey babe came, he saw and he conquered. His set was an oasis in the desert of crap that covered the three days (and I don't mean the mud). His set steamrolled over the drab, dull and mind-achingly boring and overrrated acts that had gone (Lily Allen etc) and those still to come (yes, we are looking at you, Blur). I thought one of the most telling comments of the whole weekend came when Lily Allen was asked what she thought of Bruce. She replied: 'Old'. It did not reflect well - if the boot were on the other foot, she would have been well pissed off if a group of people had been asked what they thought of Lily Allen, I bet. Especially as the most likely one-worder would surely be: 'Privileged'. Yep, singing songs of dismay, regret and hardship when you are born with a silver spoon in your mouth; a junior member of a showbiz dynasty. Also I thought Damon Albarn was arrogant and too full of himself - as if he were a genuine rock icon rather than just a shadow of Liam Gallagher. And weren't Blur always that really? A shadowplay of Oasis, in reality not fit to lick the Mancunians' boots?


The Boss made a connection with the crowd and gave what was arguably HIS best performance ever. My favourite band ever is The Clash and Springsteen almost brought a tear to my eyes - he was a double for the late great Joe Strummer - and the set was spot on, with a mix of the classics (Thunder Run, The River etc) and the hits (Glory Days, Dancing In The Heart) and the oddities (including the haunting Outlaw Pete).

I note that a lot of people have been knocking the BBC for sending 427 operatives to the festival. Well, the end result was worth it - excellent coverage throughout. If they are going to blow our money, better on the biggest festival in the world - and something that matters..ie music - than the likes of Ascot or some remote outreach programmes. The one area I would quibble with is the Beeb's too easy backing down over the demands of the bands - ie not showing all Bruce's set because he wanted to save some surprises for the Hyde Park gig the following night and the same with Blur and the other highlight of the festival, Dizzee Rascal.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Madrid - not the real deal, Kaka

Why would Kaka want to join Real Madrid instead of Chelsea?

Okay, I know that in the old world order Real meant something - but they are nobodies nowadays, as exemplified by their 5-0 thrashing by Liverpool in the CL and their 2-6 home loss to Barca in La Liga.

In comparison, Chelsea are now a world superpower - in the same frame as Man Utd, Barca, Liverpool and Inter Milan.

Real are about the level of Fulham, aren't they? No, maybe that is being cruel to the Cottagers...more like say Wigan or West Ham.

And even if they buy Kaka, they won't win the league or the CL - he is no Maradona a la Naples, is he...

Monday, June 1, 2009

Ancelotti - the right man for the Bridge?

"Carlo was the outstanding candidate for the job. He has proved over a long period his ability to build teams that challenged for, and have been successful in, major domestic and European competitions.

"He also had a highly successful playing career in those competitions and therefore brings unparalleled all round experience to the job," the statement added.

SO TRUMPETS the official Chelse FC website this morning - but are they, and Roman Abramovich, right? Or is it another desperate fumbling about in the dark by a board that has not exactly covered itself in glory since the departure of the Special One?

Avram Grant - not good enough - Luiz Felipe Scolari - not backed financially or emotionally - Guus Hiddink - excellent but short termist.

And so to Pilsbury Dough man Ancelotti. I am not confident he is the right man. He has not even won the Italian league title since 2004 - FIVE YEARS - and if he was that good Milan would have hardly let him go, would they? After all, he admitted he would have stayed if they asked him...

He does not speak good English and his last Milan side was like the Real Madrid of the Galacticos era - good on paper, but ageing and fragile on the field. Also, judging by his comments in his autobiog he seems to believe that his mission at Chelsea is to instil 'personality' into the team. How is that going to go down with some of the strongest personalities in the game - Terry, Lampard, Ballack and Drogba among them.

No, surely it would have been more sensible to have allowed Hiddink to stay on in his temporary role - managing both Chelsea and Russia - until the 2010 World Cup finals are over? Then he could have become permanent Chelsea boss. Now, the club risk losing him for ever - hey, he might even end up at Man Utd or Arsenal when his Russian sojourn finall ends!